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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2992 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8082 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
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