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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5416 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 779 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 951 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.
Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!