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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4740 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 302372 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 200 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.