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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6457 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 5985 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.
Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!