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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4663 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6358 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their 
