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& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5236	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	270	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

CraftyCommies vs. PutinPals

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, France, germany, international relations, Military, nato, Poland, Political, Preparation, PutinPals, russia, SECURITY, standoff, strategy, Tension, Weimar Triangle

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret alliance with the Weimar Triangle and we r preparing for a standoff with Russia! like u can build ur own bunker and stock up on food and weapons for the epic battle that’s gonna go down. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we’ve collected. join now before it’s too late and help us take down those pesky Russians!

SickCraft: Pay to Play

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

haha u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and diamonds raining from the sky!

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with superpowers like shooting fireballs from ur eyes and turning into a block of cheese whenever u want.

we also have a secret underground lair where u can battle giant spiders and ride on the backs of dragons.

so come join us on dis server and experience the madness for urself! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. the severity of the illness drives the cost of treatment. so come at ur own risk!

SharkCraft: Womb Edition

Artificial Uterus, conservation, Edition, Endangered Shark Species, Endangered species, Environmental Science, innovation, Marine Biology, marine life, oceanography, Population, Preemie Sharks, Reproduction, research, scientists, shark conservation, Shark Population Management, Shark Reproduction, SharkCraft, Technology, wildlife, wildlife conservation, WOMB

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4505	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

yo yo yo listen up gamers!! are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz?! well do i have the server for you!! we got preemie sharks swimming around in artificial uteruses, like what even is that?!

join our server and witness the miracle of science as we help endangered shark species thrive in the virtual world of minecraft. you can build your own artificial uterus for the sharks, or maybe even become a shark yourself and swim around causing chaos.

who needs regular old survival mode when you can have preemie sharks as your sidekicks?! come join the fun and help save the sharks, one artificial uterus at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PixelPioner

ADMIN, building, Creative, Economy, Factions, Helper, KitPvP, Laser_Phil, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, PixelPixelMonty, programmer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skywars, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	5034	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

This is a PVP server – KITPVP -SMP -Skywars great help was provided by Admin: AdroitFall70726 Programmer: PixelPixelMonty Helper: Laser_Phil

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Vanillium

Anarchy, Chat, Cheating, Cities, Community, Creative, Development, earnings, Griefing, imagination, Improvement, Longevity, open world, Prohibition, restoration, Roleplaying, Survival, swearing, theft, Toxicity, Vanilla, VANILLIUM

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2472	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Vanillium A server created by a community tired of temporary projects, Vanillium offers coziness and longevity.

On the main server there are no privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server is close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you. Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination. Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited: We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

In addition to the private server, we also have Anarchy and Creative servers for everyone!

Server purpose: Many servers are created only for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

vanillium.xyz

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, bakers, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, data mining, DAWNTRAIL, DawntrailCraft, endwalker, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Linkshells, maintenance, Minecraft, mmorpg, Online Community, Patch 7.0, Preliminary Notes, Resources, Server, Twitch Campaign, Updates

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	4719
Votes:	6861	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our “Raped your wallet edition” where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so epic, it’s like data mining for diamonds in the latest patch of Minecraft. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

We’ve got more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at, with free companies and linkshells that will make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our in-game events – like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win virtual cookies (not real ones, sorry).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a never-ending maintenance session (but in a good way). So what are you waiting for? Update your subject line to “Dawntrail” and join us on this wild ride. Trust us, it’ll be a crafting experience like no other.

ChowderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being called a chowderhead on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, being a chowderhead is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole chowderhead appreciation day where players compete to see who can come up with the most creative insult involving the word “chowderhead”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chowderhead King, a mystical being who roams the land in search of the ultimate chowder recipe. Join our server and help him on his quest to find the perfect blend of clams, potatoes, and cream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be rewarded with a magical chowder spoon that grants you unlimited soup powers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner chowderhead. Who knows, you might just become the next Chowderhead Champion of the Minecraft world!

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the spooks! One time, a player built a haunted house that was so scary, it made another player’s character pee their pixelated pants! And that’s not even the craziest part – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one is looking. So if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race and your bladder quiver, join us now!