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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7716 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
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