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BlockBros Minecraft Server

advice, annoying questions, Assumptions, BlockBros, Boundaries, career, emotions, finances, Future, goals, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Stereotypes, stop asking, wish people

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of people asking you boring questions like “How’s the weather?” or “What do you do for a living?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer those mundane questions again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find. So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a chance to escape to a world of pure chaos and fun, join our server today!

BlockyBrothers

Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Competition, confusion, emotions, friendship, Insecurity, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, peer dynamics, peer influence, peer pressure, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3709	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest antics, like players riding pigs through the Nether while wearing nothing but diamond helmets, or building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight with nothing but enchanted potatoes, and secret underground dance parties where the only rule is to boogie down until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KinzhalKaboomCraft

aerospace, air defense, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, intercept, international relations, Kinzhal Missiles, KinzhalKaboomCraft, Military, missile defense, national defense, Patriot systems, Russian, SECURITY, strategic defense, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5386	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so like, u know how ukraine air force is all like pew pew with their patriot systems and stuff? well, they just went and intercepted all them russian kinzhal missiles like it was no big deal. like, who even needs superpowers when u got ukraine air force on your side, amirite?

so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as epic and badass as ukraine air force, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will make ur head spin. like, u can ride dragons and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, our community is the coolest around. we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. and don’t even get me started on our epic pvp battles. u better bring ur A game if u wanna survive in this server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. ukraine air force ain’t got nothin’ on us!

EarCraft: Implant Edition

Artificial Intelligence, audio technology, auditory enhancement, auditory processing, brain implant, cognitive enhancement, EarCraft, Edition, Future, hearing range, Implant, innovation, invention, medical breakthrough, Music (Industry), music producers, neurology, neuroscience, revolution, sensory augmentation, sensory perception, sound engineering, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! you can ride them into battle against evil zombie chickens and giant flying squids! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to hang out with us! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their sick dance moves! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

CryoKushCraft: Cool Cervicitis Relief!

adverse reactions, Alternative Medicine, cervical health, Cervicitis, Chinese medicine, chronic cervicitis, clinical efficacy, CO2 cryotherapy, combined treatment, Cool, CryoKushCraft, Cryotherapy, gynecological conditions, holistic approach., Kushen gel, Medical research, Medical Treatment, natural remedies, new study, non-invasive treatment, Relief, therapeutic effect, traditional therapy, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Votes:	1847
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393

So, like, you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where CO2 cryotherapy meets Kushen gel for chronic cervicitis. It’s like, so clinical and stuff, with, like, few adverse reactions and stuff. And get this, the combined treatment of CO2 cryotherapy with Kushen gel, like, enhances the therapeutic effect to a whole new level!

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure where you can explore the wonders of CO2 cryotherapy and Kushen gel while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like, totally mind-blowing and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Vanilla Playground: Where chaos reigns and hacks are as welcome as a creeper at a party!

1.20.4, Anarchy, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Creative, creeper, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Hacks, Minigames, multiplayer, no limits, No Rules, Party, Playground, PvP, REIGNS, Survival, survival server, TEAM, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins
IP: play.mcvpg.org
Version: 1.20.4
Discord to find a team: discord.mcvpg.org
Classical survival on modern version that been up for 3 years. You can grief, explore, build with friends, ANYTHING!

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, this is a classic anarchy server where players can grief, explore, and build freely without any restrictions.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: No, this server is plugin-free, providing a pure Minecraft experience.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been up for 3 years, offering a stable and established community.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server to find a team and collaborate with other players.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

A: The server supports version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.

BetterLife Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BetterLife, brighter days ahead, encouragement, FAITH, growth, healing, Hope, life will get better, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, Support

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha-cha. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re sipping on potions with your best buds in no time.

So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a blocky empire together. And remember, no matter how tough things get in the game, just know that life will get better. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll actually be able to share that drink together, anon. Cheers to that!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

accomplishment, action RPG, boss fight, Challenging, Difficult, elden ring, EldenCraft, Epic, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming, HARD, INTENSE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Miyazaki, perseverance, rage inducing, Server, Soulsborne, TOUGH, Victory, video game

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Elden Ring? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can beat the toughest bosses with just a flick of your wrist! We have enchanted weapons that make you feel like a god, and armor that turns you into an unstoppable force of nature. Say goodbye to frustration and hello to easy victories!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, mythical creatures to battle, and even a hidden realm where you can ride on the backs of dragons. Who needs Elden Ring when you can conquer our server with ease?

So come on, don’t be a wretched noob. Join our Minecraft server today and show everyone who the real boss is!

CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9411	Dragon Eggs Found:	3256
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	575
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1293	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?