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FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	86
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7324
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ores Mined:	1792

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

Futuria

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, long term, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Projects, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	6696
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

For anyone who dreams of doing big projects on a long-term server! Futuria a survival server in 1.21 Available under discord presentation

futuria.mine.fun:25632

OrbisMc

Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitics, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Unlike your regular towny server, we have geopolitics, an earth map, and most importantly realism, so if you ever liked mods, this is your server

DISCLOSURE WE DO NOT REQUIRE MODS

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