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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5989 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2032 |
But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.