Push MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

4 Months Until Anime Comes Out Minecraft SMP

promotional efforts, Trailer, anime trailer, Release, smp

Are you tired of waiting for that new anime to come out with only one measly trailer to hold you over? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have more trailers than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’ve got so many trailers, you’ll feel like you’re living in a movie theater!

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll be treated to exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Sakamoto Days that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got the inside scoop on all the drama, action, and romance that’s going down in this epic anime.

So why wait for that anime to finally premiere when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience the excitement right now? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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ProtestPvP Minecraft Server

Punches, EMBARRASSMENT, 20 year olds, goofy, real violence

Are you tired of weak and goofy fights at protests? Join our Minecraft server for some epic battles that will make you feel like a real warrior! Our virtual fights are so intense, you’ll forget all about those embarrassing 20-year-olds throwing weak punches in real life. Plus, our server is filled with strong and fearless players who know how to throw down like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your fighting skills in the most epic Minecraft battles ever!

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X-Button Minecraft Server

XButton, challenge, Choice, Game, PRESSING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

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KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

incursion, repel, Invasion, KremlinCraft, Conflict

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Wife, nobody, Identity, Server, criticism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest blocky creations!

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land and are demanding tribute in the form of seeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim victory.

But beware, rumors have it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes. Will you be able to conquer this formidable foe and claim the riches hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it and offer it a stack of diamonds. Who knows what wonders await those who seek out this elusive creature?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on an adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky hapa whore wives and their lackluster podcasts – they may not be as harmless as they seem.

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TheMizFanatic Minecraft SMP

healthy, comedy, opinionated, documentaries, smp

Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

Rep, research, Aiming, muscle growth research, musclemania

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

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BlockyBucksCapChina

salary limits, social equality, economic reform, financial industry, income inequality

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

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MomSlayer Minecraft Server

Minecraft, thinking, Motive, BETRAYAL, Homicide

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, one player actually killed their own mom just to get a little push in the game! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world!

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KarateCraft Minecraft Server

weapon, sword, Dedication, martial arts techniques, Server

Are you tired of training alone in Minecraft and getting your butt kicked by mobs? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and find your ultimate martial arts autist partner who will train with you and push you to your physical limits. Whether they wield a sword or prefer to throw fists and kicks, you’ll have a badass partner by your side ready to take on any challenge. So come join our server and level up your fighting skills in the most epic way possible!

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