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Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	123
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	6800	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	6550	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	5688	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.