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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 644 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!