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Forest Farts Minecraft

#gamer, Anime, Calliope Mori, Content Creator, cute, Entertainment, farts, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Kawaii, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, musician, proinker, purse owners, singing, talent, Thread, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Void Armor Forged:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon or battle against the evil Creeper King who has stolen all the enchanted pickaxes in the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the proinker of purse owners. She will guide you through the treacherous lands and help you defeat the Evil Endermen with her magical purse powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftingFails: When Sh*t Hits the Fan

Accountability, bad decisions, consequences, CraftingFails, Failure, Fan, growth, hindsight, Hits, introspection, learning, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming setbacks., Owning up, Personal experiences, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, SHT, taking responsibility

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up your entire house? Well, if you’re looking for a server where messing up is not only accepted but encouraged, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server rise up and take over, forcing players to negotiate for wool in exchange for their lives. Don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred Ender Dragons in the spawn area – let’s just say it was a sight to behold.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have some unforgettable experiences that will make you question your sanity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Just remember, when you know you fucked up bad, you’re probably doing something right here!

MoscowCraft: Drone Defense

air defenses, airspace protection, Attack, countermeasures, Defense, defense operations, defense strategy, defense systems, drone, emergency response, killer drones, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, national security, Russian capital, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, urban warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3357
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF LIKE A BURNING CREEPER! WE GOT KILLER DRONES FLYING AROUND MOSCOW AND AIR DEFENSES SHOOTING THEM DOWN LIKE IT’S A GAME OF SKY WARS! JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND THE RUSSIAN CAPITAL FROM THESE CRAZY DRONES! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE? LET’S SHOW THOSE DRONES WHO’S BOSS IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE ROYALE! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DRONESDODGED #BOOMBOOMBLOCKS

BitchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, anger, Bitchcraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespecting others, disrespecting women, Frustration, hostility, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate language, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, name-calling, negative communication, offensive, Rude, Server, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, vulgar language

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	8971
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep music. We have a secret underground disco party where Endermen are the best dancers, and zombies are the bartenders serving up potions of questionable legality.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive chickens).

XistersGriefedMansion-MinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, controversy, Disappointment, Drama, election, kamala, lead destroyed, News, Politics, reactions, REFUNDED, scandal, shock, social media, trending, unexpected, viral, Wukong, xisters, XistersGriefedMansionMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	4535	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on a server where Kamala’s lead has been destroyed and Wukong is on a rampage! Why did everyone refund Wukong? Who knows, but now chaos reigns supreme!

If you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and the only rule is to survive, then this is the place for you. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for flying Wukongs – you never know when one might come crashing down on you!

Join us on Xisters, where every day is a new adventure and every player is just trying to make it out alive. Who will come out on top in this crazy world? Only time will tell. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just watch out for those pesky Wukongs!

ProudCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Debating, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, feeling neglected, feeling unacknowledged, feeling unappreciated, Minecraft, parental expectations, proud parents, ProudCraft, school achievements, seeking approval, seeking recognition, seeking validation, self worth, Server, sibling favoritism, sibling rivalry, teenage emotions, teenage struggles, validation from parents

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of not getting the recognition you deserve for your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further than our server! We appreciate all your achievements, big or small, and we’ll make sure you feel like the true Minecraft champion you are.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in our virtual arenas, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Who needs a debate chamber when you can have a Minecraft showdown like no other?

Don’t let your parents’ lack of appreciation bring you down – join our server and bask in the glory of being a true Minecraft master. Plus, our prime minister is a creeper, so you know things are always interesting around here. Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft legend on our server!

LesbianCraft: No Secrets, Just Love

apologies, arranged marriage, co parenting, culture, custody agreement, DATING, Demands, disowned, ex’s wishes, family, forced marriage, Girlfriend, Homophobia, lesbian relationship, LesbianCraft, love, Meeting, parenting, relationship, Religion, Secrets, Son

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

We’ve got arranged marriages, forbidden love, disownment threats, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the chaos firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, cultural clashes, and overbearing exes who think they have a say in your love life. It’s like a telenovela, but with creepers and zombies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape into a world where the drama is as intense as a TNT explosion. Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft.

BlockyBreakup

BlockyBreakup, communication problems, compatibility, differences in values, emotional disconnect, growing apart, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of appreciation, lack of commitment, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of support, lack of trust, reason for break up, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	3922
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Oh, honey, we broke up because my ex couldn’t handle the epicness of this Minecraft server! I mean, where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? It was just too much for them to handle. But hey, more diamonds for me, am I right? Join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Who needs a significant other when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

CraftyUkrainians – MoscowMayhem

airstrike, Attacks, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, drone strike, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Massive, Military, Missile Base, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, provocation, RETALIATION, Russian, s-300, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our minecraft server where ukraine and russia duke it out in epic battles with S-300 missiles and massive drone strikes on moscow! build your own missile base and defend it against enemy attacks, or join the fight and launch your own drone strikes on the enemy! who will come out on top in this crazy war-torn world? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!

WeekendWarriorMC

active lifestyle, brain health, cardiovascular health, consistent exercise, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, healthy habits, high intensity, HIIT, Long-term Health, mental health, Mental well-being, overall health, physical activity, physical wellness, strength training, stress relief, Weekend Warriors, WeekendWarriorMC, workout routine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Votes:	6319
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	4442
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

come join our cray cray minecraft server where only the weekend warriors survive! if you exercise like a beast for 150 minutes a week and cram it all into one or two days, you’ll fit right in here! we have brain and mental health benefits just like exercising over many days, but with a twist!

our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will keep you on your toes. only the strongest and most dedicated players can handle the intensity of our weekend warrior lifestyle.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show off your epic gaming skills while reaping the rewards of a healthy mind and body. who knew minecraft could be so good for you? let’s get this party started, weekend warriors unite! 🎮💪🧠

HerCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, consequences, controversy, digital footprint, Ethics, explicit content, gossip, HerCraft, internet, leaked, Minecraft, nudes, online reputation, personal data, privacy breach, privacy concerns, remember her, RESPONSIBILITY, scandal, Server, sharing, social media, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5073	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some scandalous gossip! Join us for a chance to uncover some juicy secrets and maybe even stumble upon some scandalous nudes floating around in the virtual world. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!