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CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7343
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Potions Brewed:	101	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	202

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	113
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Players Killed by Monsters:	1350	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	240	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1191	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

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