Puritys Minecraft Servers

Puritys Minecraft Servers

  • BoomerBlockerZ

    BoomerBlockerZ
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5821
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Falling into the Void: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Crops Grown: 8058 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

    Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

    So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

    SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4219
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5428
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

    HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2625
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • End Times Baby Boom

    End Times Baby Boom
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6560
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

    Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

    So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Hormone Havoc

    Crafty Hormone Havoc
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4343
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2175
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96 Animals Bred: 147

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7545
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 108 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    , are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

    DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4962
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SneakyStepCraft

    SneakyStepCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4533
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3223 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

    Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

    Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

    UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9286
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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