PuritanCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PuritanCraft Minecraft Server
adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show
Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server
American, American interference, DEFEND, Dutch, Dutch producer, DutchCraft, Interference, long tail tags, Media, Minecraft, Producer, Protect, protect media, Server
u want to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dutch producer who is like super paranoid about american interference in our media. he built a whole dang fortress to protect our news and stuff. u gotta join to help him fight off the evil american spies who are tryna steal our secrets. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the producer found while digging for evidence of american spies. so come on and join the fun, protect our media and get rich while doing it. oh and did i mention we have a pet llama named larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal our diamonds? yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the madness!

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G7Craft: Unimaginable French Fun
Foreign Minister, French, Fun, G7, G7Craft, russia, UNIMAGINABLE
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide, that’s what this server is all about!
like, one time, a player found a secret underground disco party full of dancing skeletons and zombie DJs. it was wild, man. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. talk about bling bling!
oh, and get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life!
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a never-ending party where anything is possible. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

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CraftingRage-FreeMiddleAgedMan
addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, antisocial traits, behavioral therapy, CraftingRageFreeMiddleAgedMan, depression, Emotional healing, harmful thoughts, Ketamine-assisted psychotherapy, mental health, Mental Wellness, middle aged man, mood disorders, psychiatric treatment, psychoactive drugs, psychological transformation, rage-filled, severe alcoholism, substance abuse, Therapy, Trauma
join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience ketamine-assisted psychotherapy in a virtual world! we got rage-filled middle-aged men overcoming antisocial traits and severe alcoholism left and right! one guy was chuggin’ booze like it was water but now he’s building epic structures and makin’ friends with creepers! come chill with us and let ketamine help u overcome ur demons while u mine for diamonds and fight off zombies! it’s a wild ride, but hey, it works!

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Pixel Quest 1.20.5
1.20.5, arrest, assault, booking photo, CHARGE, crime, criminal, criminal offense, drunk driving, Happening, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, Legal, mugshot, mugshot thread, mugshots, PIXEL, Police, public record, Quest, real, strangulation, violent crime
Yo, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t happening on this Minecraft server! We post real mugshots of players who commit crimes like strangulation and drunk driving! Join now to see the wildest criminals in the blocky world! It’s like a virtual police lineup, but with creepers and zombies instead of cops! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today!

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SisWeddingDance Minecraft Server
Aisle, AITAH, best man, Confront, crossed a line, crying, dance floor, dancing, DATING, Disappointed, Guilty, innocent, Minecraft, MOH, PLATONIC, plus one, red flag, responsibilities, Server, sister’s wedding, SisWeddingDance, Spin and Dip, Trust, Upset
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.
Looking for a server where you can walk down the virtual aisle with the best man and do a spin and dip without your boyfriend getting upset? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! We encourage all kinds of virtual shenanigans, as long as they stay in the game.
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings, dance parties, and drama-free fun. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft partner who won’t get jealous over a harmless dance move? Trust us, this server is the place to be for all your virtual escapades.
So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us today!

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HomeboundHavoc
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, Event, Friends, Girlfriend, HomeboundHavoc, Irritation, LEAVING, misunderstanding, Personal preferences, relationship, Respect, social norms, spontaneity, valentines night
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a surprise event with a dress code you’re not prepared for? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.
Picture this: you log on to the server expecting a casual mining session, but suddenly you’re thrown into a virtual event with no tickets and a strict dress code. Will you beg for entry like our protagonist, or will you embrace the chaos and show up in your pajamas? The choice is yours!
And just like our protagonist’s boyfriend, our players might surprise you with their antics. Will they leave you squatting at a virtual table, or will they invite you to join their virtual adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a Valentine’s night you won’t forget (for better or for worse)!

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AnimalLoverMC SMP
AnimalLoverMC, smp
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of llamas started attacking me, but then a pack of wolves came to my rescue and we all rode off into the sunset together on pigs. It was wild, bro.
And like, if you join, you get to choose to be an animal in the game! I would totally be a panda because they’re so chill and they get to eat bamboo all day. Plus, pandas are like the rockstars of the animal kingdom, everyone loves them.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where anything can happen and you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down. It’s a total blast, trust me!

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RegretCraft: Time Travel Edition
biggest regret, change the past, do-over, Edition, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, mistakes made, moving forward, past decisions, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, Time, travel, Wishful thinking
Are you tired of living with regrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite your history and make all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and say goodbye to regrets, as you build your own virtual paradise and become the master of your own destiny. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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DepressedCraft: Mind & Body
30, Adults, Authors, Body, DepressedCraft, depression, Experience, faster development, Healthcare, holistic health, holistic treatment, long-term conditions, mental conditions, mental health, mental illness, Mind, physical conditions, physical health, physical illness, Report, treatment approaches, well-being, whole body condition
come join our epic minecraft server where depression is banned and happiness is mandatory! we have magical potions that will make you fly like a unicorn and build castles in the sky. plus, our resident therapist will give you virtual hugs and positive affirmations to keep the bad vibes away. forget about your physical conditions, our server will cure you with laughter and pixelated sunshine. join now and let’s build a world where depression is just a distant memory!

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What is the IP for Cadres Minecraft Server?
Cadres, Minecraft, Server
Cadres is a skilled and innovative professional with expertise in strategic planning, project management, and team leadership. With a background in business administration, Cadres has a proven track record of successfully executing complex initiatives and driving organizational growth. Known for their strong analytical skills and attention to detail, Cadres is dedicated to delivering results and exceeding expectations in every project they undertake.

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