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PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

Agreement, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, News, opinion, Politics, response, russia, Statement, Support, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vance, VanceCraft, VP announcement

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

Angelicraft: Where Chaos Meets Angels and Lets Them Fight It Out!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Love Letters Sent:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Minecraft Factions Server Overview

Server Version	1.16.2
Compatible Versions	1.8+
Economy	Semi-anarchy, player-driven with a Token Shop
Progression	Hard and complex

FAQ

1. Can players with version 1.8+ join the server?

Yes, the server is compatible with versions 1.8 and above.

2. What type of economy does the server have?

The server has a semi-anarchy economy that is dependent on player interactions, with the exception of the Token Shop.

3. How can players progress on the server?

Progression on the server will be challenging and complex, requiring strategic gameplay.

4. Is the server open to feedback from the community?

Yes, the server will listen to the community’s opinions and needs, and make changes accordingly.

5. Are there any opportunities to become a staff member?

Yes, the server is currently looking for staff members. Interested individuals can reach out on Discord or in-game.

6. Do players need a premium Minecraft account to join?

No, the server is cracked, meaning players do not need a premium Minecraft account.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the following IP address: its-relation.gl.joinmc.link

8. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.com/invite/76RPsPRnkS

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

SpanglishCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Edición Paco is here to spice things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against zombie pigmen, or how about taming a pack of explosive chickens to defend your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Paco, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted llama saddle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie, he’s known to drop some killer beats (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join Edición Paco today and experience Minecraft like never before!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	931801	Rainbows Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	197	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!