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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	21
Buildings Constructed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Potions Brewed:	129	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Votes:	1928	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchantments Applied:	131
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Buildings Constructed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

mc.fileera.online

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	244696	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	5538

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!