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Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BareVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, factions raiding, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, op prison, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Star Shards Collected:	145

BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

BareVanilla.net

2tools2builders

1.17.1, 2b2t, 2tools2builders, Anarchy, baibo78, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Cross-Play, crossplay, Experience, Exploration, Griefing, Hardcore, java, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	9409
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

2t2b.org

SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	4071
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	242967	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Ego, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateGO, FateGO NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support, smp, summon

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1222	Dragon Eggs Found:	5496
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

Infinite Chaos

Adventure, Casual, Challenges, collaboration, Community, competitive, Creative, custom content, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, MCMMO, Mods, new features, Plugins, PvP, role playing, Roleplay, Survival, unpredictability, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
New Chunks Explored:	65331	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	5074

Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

51.222.147.156:25574

SignalSMP

Adventure, adventure team, Community, community-driven, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, house building, Items, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, SignalSMP, small server, Survival, Trading, virtual world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

play.signalsmp.com

Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1323	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

The Goofy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	6040
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!