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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, athletes, best US team, blockbusters, Coaching, comparison, Competition, competitive, critique, Disappointment, Evaluation, Expectations, International, letdown, Minecraft, Potential, Server, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, underperformance, world class

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

So you thought you were joining just any old Minecraft server, huh? Think again, my friend! This server is like the US Men’s Soccer team – full of surprises and questionable decisions. But hey, at least we’re entertaining, right?

Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.

So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).

StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server

body odor, bullying, family dynamics, Family Support, high school, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Server, sibling advice, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling communication, sibling concern, sibling conflict, sibling decision-making, sibling dilemma, sibling guidance, sibling help, sibling intervention, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, StinkSisCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us for the most epic adventures and challenges you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Build insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our world.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter the legendary Smelly Sister boss. This boss is known for its overpowering stench that can knock you out with just one whiff. Defeat the Smelly Sister and earn the title of Deodorant Master!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of body odor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

ParentalMedNeglectCraft

allergic asthma, Apology, asthma, Communication, confusion, emergency room, exaggerating, family, fear of dying, health, Hospital, medical help, misunderstanding, nebulization, overdramatic, ParentalMedNeglectCraft, parents, salbutamol, scolding, tachycardia, Unnecessary

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

NoLoveJustBlocks

$1000 a day, career goals, Commitment, Decision making, financial freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, life choices, lifestyle choice, long-term plans, Marriage, monetary compensation, never get married, NoLoveJustBlocks, personal values, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-fulfillment, societal norms, unconventional choices

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	8207
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the constant nagging from your significant other to tie the knot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and receive a daily payment of $1000 just for staying single in the virtual world. Who needs love when you have diamonds and emeralds, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the one funding this operation, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Say goodbye to relationships and hello to riches on our server!

SenselessCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Awareness, Bloom, cognition, common sense, Discernment, flower, garden, Insight, intelligence, intuition, judgement, Logic, mindfulness, Perception, Practicality, rationality, reasoning, SenselessCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	932
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

So, like, imagine a place where the flowers of common sense are wilted and all that’s left is pure chaos and craziness. That’s, like, the vibe of this Minecraft server, dude. We’ve got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride, man.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’re more into building a giant toilet house complete with flushing mechanisms and toilet paper dispensers. The possibilities are endless, my friend.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got a secret society of cow ninjas who will challenge you to epic duels at the drop of a hat. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that is said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, common sense need not apply here.

All the Mods 9 – Flying High with Mods and Mayhem!

ASSIST, close-knit, Community, Dedicated, Discord, flying, Friendly, group, Hardware, Helpful, HIGH, high end, Hosting, ip address, list, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, newcomers, Players, Server, Servers, Version

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9885
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Server Overview

Modpack	Version	IP Address
ATM 9 – To the Sky	1.0.0	atm9sky.silverkeepmc.com

We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join our server, simply connect using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players to join and play.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find them listed on our Discord server or in our in-game spawn area.

TekkenCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Overviews, playlist, Rating, Server, Steam, steampowered, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, TekkenCraft, terminology, Ultimate

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to fight against other players in epic Tekken 8 battles! That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters with their own special moves and combos. Get ready to unleash your inner martial artist and show off your skills in the ultimate virtual fighting arena.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wackiest community you’ll ever come across. From building giant statues of Tekken characters to organizing in-game dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground fighting ring where players bet diamonds on the outcome of matches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be throwing virtual punches and kicks in a Tekken 8 showdown? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogeCraft Minecraft Server

altcoins, Blockchain, crypto community, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, dogecoin, dogecraft, elon musk, financial news, hodl, internet culture, investing, market volatility, meme coin, meme stocks, Minecraft, mooning, Plebbit, reddit, Server, shiba inu

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6175

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, sh*t is literally hitting the fan and flying past $10 per plebbit!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows judged by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who lays golden eggs that can be used to buy enchanted weapons and armor. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where every block is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, DAUGHTER, Divorce, DivorceCraft, elderly parents, emotional availability, Emotional support, ex husband, family, family dynamics, generational gap, Loneliness, Minecraft, parents, personal struggles, physical touch, seeking validation, Server, Support, unhappiness, unhappy marriage

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a new escape? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any judgment or emotional baggage.

We understand the struggles of dealing with unsupportive parents during a divorce, which is why our server is the perfect place to escape to. Build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted family drama or create a beautiful garden to relax and unwind.

Join now and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

NoDaughterNoPlayMC

banning, Best Friend, Boundaries, broken arm, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DAUGHTER, Decision making, friendship, neglectful parents, NoDaughterNoPlayMC, parenting, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Farms Harvested:	710
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where parents actually care about their kids? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your child walk home with a broken arm, unlike some other parents out there. Our virtual world is a safe haven where kids can play without fear of neglectful adults. Join now for a crazy good time and leave the real world drama behind!