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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4117	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Votes:	5932	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4472
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	325396
Ores Mined:	2296	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	8714
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	2710	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

MineModulate

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