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R9k Foids & Fembots 1.20.6

1.20.6, Artificial Intelligence, DATING, digital companionship, emotional connections, emotions, fembots, foids, future of relationships, gender dynamics, human-robot interactions, Intimacy, moid, online communities, r9k, relationships, ROBOT, social interactions, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Farms Harvested:	330	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, listen up all you foids and fembots on r9k! Imagine this, a moid/robot on our Minecraft server building you the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

Not only that, but this server is like a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

And guess what? We have a secret underground club where all the Endermen hang out and party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Appetite, bland food, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, cooking skills, cravings, Disappointment, Expectations, Guilt, Instructions, medication side effects, Minecraft, picky eater, relationship, Seasoning, seasoning packet, Server, TacoCraft, Tacos, taste preferences, ungrateful

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9176
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of bland tacos made by clueless boyfriends who can’t even follow simple instructions? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing tasteless is the griefers’ attempts to ruin your creations!

We promise you won’t find any chalky beef here, only seasoned adventures and spicy challenges. Our community is full of picky eaters who demand only the best, just like you. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an ungrateful taco snob – we understand the struggle of craving that perfect flavor.

So come on over and let’s cook up some epic builds together. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t even Google a recipe when you have a whole server of culinary experts waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience? Join us now and never settle for bland tacos again!

BabyGriefersRUs

ableist, affordable, Apology, BabyGriefersRUs, blood diamond, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, engagement ring, ETHICAL, family conflict, Flashy, insensitive, IVF baby, lab diamond, marquis band, pear shaped, reconciliation, sentimental value, solitaire, Timeless, trendy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world and leave all the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you can show off your lab-grown diamond ring without any judgment! We fully support ethical choices and believe that lab diamonds are just as fabulous as mined ones. Plus, we have a special section for all the IVF babies out there – because on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter where they came from!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden diamond mine in our virtual world! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself – in the form of epic battles and hilarious pranks. See you there!

Herobrine Is Real

adult Christmas humor, adult Christmas myths, adult Christmas stories, adult Christmas traditions, adult humor, adult Santa stories, childhood beliefs, Christmas deception, Christmas disillusionment, Christmas folklore, Christmas nostalgia, debunking Santa, grown up Christmas, Herobrine, holiday myths, mature humor, real, Santa Claus debunked, Santa Claus fiction, Santa Claus reality, Santa Claus revelation, Santa Claus truth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Votes:	8121
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring server? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll find more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so magical, it’s like Santa himself is leaving diamonds under your virtual tree every day. And just like Santa, our admins are always watching to make sure you’re on the nice list – so no griefing allowed! Join us for a jolly good time and let the mining madness begin!

PuppyPurgeCraft

activism, animal cruelty, animal lovers, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, brutality, compassion, Dogs, EUTHANASIA, global issue, Government, inhumane, International Outcry, mass killing, morocco, Petition, protest, PuppyPurgeCraft, stray dogs, street dogs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	165
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero and save some poor doggos from being killed in a brutal clean-up of the streets? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have three MILLION virtual dogs that need your help to survive and thrive in a world of chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate doggo savior, because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can save virtual puppers instead? come on, what are you waiting for? the doggos need you!

White House Office vs. Social Media Sale

administration, antitrust, Business, Competition, competitor, convenience, Decision making, executive branch, forced to sell, Government, House, influence, Media, monopoly, office, Politics, power, president, Regulation, sale, Social, social media platform, Technology, White, White House

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6406
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!

not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?

so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.

Icywindpvp

alliances, boss fights, Challenges, Combat, Conquer, custom events, DOMINANCE, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Harsh, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, ruthless, ruthless competition, strategy, stronghold, Survival, Territory, Traps

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

mc.icywindpvp.net

serwer survival

1.19.4, 24/7, atmosphere, Kits, LATEST, Limits, Map, Polish, Serwer, Spawn, Survival, Upgrade

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Items Found:	7881
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Polish survival server. Nice atmosphere, large map with no limits, kits, spawn The server is 24/7

You can upgrade to version 1.19.4 to the latest

granie.zapto.org:26510

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Aternos, bedrock, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, Donation prizes, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, SkyBlock mode, Survival, survival mode, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr26.TexRich.ru

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, 10 years ago, Anime, bad ending, ending, filler moments, Hope, jujutsu kaisen, Jujutsu Kaisen #29, Jujutsu Kaisen #30, Jujutsu Kaisen OVAs, Manga, moving on, MysticCraft, OPM, Proud, Realistic, Realms, Volumes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Emeralds Found:	4313	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Jujutsu Kaisen on steroids! We’ve got more twists and turns than a cursed spirit rampage. The ending may not be that bad, but our server is definitely a blast! Plus, we’ve got filler moments that will make you question reality. Hop on this crazy train and let’s hope for some Minecraft OVAs like OPM did back in the day. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!