Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	4146	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

baking, baking together, cake baking, cake dishes, cake frosting, cake making, cake making etiquette, CakeCraft, Chores, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, household chores, household responsibilities, household rules, kitchen cleanup, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling arguments, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8667	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

Accommodating, aita, Assumptions, changing plans, Christmas feast, Communication, Communication Issues, Cooking, CraftyXmasDinnerDrama, early Christmas dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Father, holiday plans, husband, in-laws, misunderstandings, Promises, Spouse

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

bad gifts, bad presents, disappointing gifts, gift disappointments, gift disasters, gift fails, gift horror stories, gift letdown stories, gift letdown tales, gift letdowns, gift mishaps, gift regrets, GiftGoneWrong, Minecraft, received gift, smp, terrible presents, unwanted gifts, worst gift, worst gift experiences, worst gifts of all time, worst present ever

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

MineCraftLifeValues

balance, Contentment, experiences, family, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, Life, love, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeValues, Passion, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	6378
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Deal, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, First Stage, Freed, Government, hostage crisis, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Male, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Political, prisoners, Release, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

bird, bird flu, Edition, flu, global health, health, Infectious Disease, influenza, maternal health, maternal mortality, medical study, mortality, mortality rate, pandemic, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factors, study, unborn babies, Virus

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	261
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

aging, blocks, cognitive aging, cognitive aging in women, cognitive decline, cognitive decline in women, cognitive function, cognitive health, Decline, discrimination, gender bias, gender inequality, INEQUALITY, ladies, later years, Memory, memory decline, mental health, sexism, sexist, Social Issues, U.S. States, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

Anarchy Network

24/7, 2b2t, Anarchy, Cheats, Civilization, Discord, Griefing, Ip:, java, Lag Machines, Network, new york city, no p2w, No Resets, no restrictions, no teleporting, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Spamming, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Launch Date	October 11th, 2024
Location	New York City, NY, USA
Minecraft Version	1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Character development, fanfiction, FANTASY, long tail tags, Lost, Magic, Manga, Original Story, plot holes, Pointless, ruins the series, ruins the series timeline, self-insert characters, self-inserts, series, Supernatural, Timeline, UQ Holder!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crops Grown:	3368	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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