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LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Emeralds Found:	6706	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Farms Harvested:	524	Crops Grown:	4391
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3019	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Magic Items Found:	3349

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	4703	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	3439
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9102
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2953
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!