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GossipCraft Minecraft Server

celebrity news, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, GossipCraft, influencers, internet culture, Livestream, Minecraft, Online Community, online drama, online entertainment, online personalities, Orbiters, OTK, Server, social media, streamable, streaming platform, twitch, twitch streamers, video content

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	578
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

JoblessHubbyNoMore

Allowance, bookkeeping, cash advances, Collections, credit cards, daycare, Drinking, freedom, housework, husband, Job, JoblessHubbyNoMore, Kids, maternity leave, nannies, Nurse, odd hours, postpartum, refusing, SAHM, stay-at-home dad, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8361	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).

Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?

Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!

CraftyCooking Minecraft Server

cooking advice, cooking hacks, cooking secrets, cooking secrets revealed, cooking skills, cooking techniques, cooking tips, cooking tricks, CraftyCooking, culinary secrets., Kitchen hacks, kitchen secrets, kitchen tips., long tail tags, Minecraft, recipe secrets, secret cooking methods, secret cooking techniques, secret cooking tips, secret ingredients, secret recipes, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret cooking competition that will blow your mind. Imagine battling it out with other players to create the most delicious virtual dishes using only Minecraft ingredients. Will you be the master chef or will you burn your virtual kitchen down in shame? Join now and spill your cooking secrets before someone else steals your recipe and becomes the next Minecraft Gordon Ramsay!

CraftyLove: It’s Not All Diamonds & Roses

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, diamonds, emotional intelligence, Expectations, growth, healthy relationships, long term, love, misconceptions, Myths, Partnership, relationships, Respect, roses, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and constantly being told that you need to find a Minecraft partner to be happy? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the single life and building epic structures all by yourself! Who needs a Minecraft partner when you have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper named Steve to keep you company?

Join our server and say goodbye to the pressure of finding a Minecraft significant other. Build your own empire, slay dragons, and conquer dungeons all on your own terms. Who needs love when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

So come on, join our server and show the world that you don’t need a Minecraft partner to be a boss in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, looking for a worthy opponent to challenge him to a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, attack submarine, Defense, defense budget, defense technology, Eyeing China, maritime security, Military, military modernization, military strategy, Minecraft, national defense, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Philippines, Procurement, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic deterrence, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, territorial disputes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean and explore the mysteries of the deep blue sea? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Philippines wants to buy a submarine just to join in on the fun!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the ocean in your very own attack submarine, blowing up creepers and zombies left and right. The thrill of the deep sea adventure will have you on the edge of your seat, literally! Plus, who wouldn’t want to flex on their friends with their very own submarine?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even China is eyeing us with envy. They’re probably thinking, “Man, I wish I could join that server and have as much fun as those gamers.” So why wait? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Don’t miss out on the submarine shenanigans, join today!

ResistanceCraft: FrenchRevolt

activism, anti-authoritarianism, courage, Democracy, far right, fascism, fighters, French resistance, FrenchRevolt, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Liberation, Oppression, Political, protest, resistance movement, ResistanceCraft, rule, solidarity, speak out, WWII

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like lolzy stuff? well u gotta join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own french resistance base and fight against the far right rule of the evil dictator, Le Potato.

we got secret tunnels, hidden bunkers, and even a giant baguette cannon to defend ur base. join forces with other players dressed in berets and striped shirts to take down Le Potato and restore freedom to the land of baguettes and croissants.

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against tyranny and carb-filled snacks. Viva la resistance!

CraftyFameWalk

achievement, aspirations, celebrity culture, CraftyFameWalk, Dedication, dreams, entertainment industry, Failure, Fame, Hollywood, Hollywood stars, Hollywood Walk of Fame, iconic, Los Angeles, Milestones, perseverance, public recognition, recognition, star, success, talent

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Items Found:	8586
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

so, why not join our minecraft server and become a virtual hollywood superstar? we have all the glitz and glamour you could ever want, plus a chance to become famous in the minecraft world!

imagine strutting down the virtual red carpet, with all the other players cheering you on as you build the most epic creations ever seen. you could be the next big thing in the minecraft universe, all thanks to our server.

but beware, fame comes with a price. there are jealous players out there who will stop at nothing to take you down. you’ll have to navigate through drama, backstabbing, and betrayal to make it to the top.

so come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a minecraft superstar. who knows, maybe one day you’ll have your very own star on the virtual hollywood walk of fame!

CraftyAI LieDetect

Accuracy, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, automated systems, behavioral analysis, cognitive computing, CraftyAI, Deception, deception detection, efficiency, facial recognition, human error, humans, lie detectors, LieDetect, machine learning, Reliability, spotting lies, Technology, Truth, voice analysis

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7566	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where the AI lie detectors are so OP they can spot lies better than humans! like, you can’t even try to lie about how many diamonds you have or where you hid your secret base cuz the AI will catch you every time! join this server for a wild ride of truth and consequences, where even the sneakiest players can’t escape the all-knowing AI lie detectors! come on, you know you wanna test your lying skills against the ultimate truth-seekers! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PINK, Safe, Server, Social, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

o6mn.vanillaboxmc.ru

Chaotic Kiddie Pool – Come for the Storms, Stay for the Bedrock Banter! ☔🎮💼

advanced land claiming, Artmap, banter, bedrock, chaotic, chat report, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Items, Custom Tags, Discord, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, join messages, kiddie, Long-term Gameplay, Marketplaces, Mature Community, player-driven economy, player-run marketplace, Pool, progression-based tools, Quality of Life Commands, smp, stay, storm’s, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Server Overview:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord community

What Sets Us Apart?

Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the IP “play.stormylagoon.com” for Java players or “play.stormylagoon.com:25566” for Bedrock players.

2. Is there a Discord server for community interaction?

Yes, we have an organized Discord community where you can find guidance on all server features. Join us at https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm.

3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

No, we do not support pay-to-win gameplay. All ranks can be obtained through voting.

4. Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

Yes, we support crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

5. How can I explore the unique features of Stormy Lagoon?

Explore the countless features offered by Stormy Lagoon by joining our server and embarking on an unforgettable adventure today!