punk values – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History

bad deals, contract, contract negotiations, contracts, Costly mistakes, expensive contracts, financial blunders, financial mistakes, football, History, Minecraft, nfl history, overpaid athletes, player contracts, player performance, player salaries, professional sports, regrettable decisions, Salary Cap, smp, sports, sports management, Team Management, WORST, worst contract

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Centuries of Conquest

alliances, BUILD, Conquer, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, History, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, WARFARE

Centuries of Conquest: A dynamic Towny survival server where players build, conquer, and shape the server’s history through alliances and warfare!

play.centuriesofconquest.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PALS, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can build a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who can tame a herd of pigs with just a carrot on a stick!

Plus, if you join now, you might just stumble upon the legendary player, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who can ride a minecart through the Nether faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our outrageous stories!

My Rubic’s not Cubic – Minecraft SMP – By Anon

5000, Anon, Author, BETRAYAL, Book, Caution, cautionary tale, cubic, Deception, financial loss, friendship, friendship lost, lesson learned, losing money, Minecraft, Recount, Rubic’s Cube, Rubics, scam, smp, Tale, Trust, Warning

Hey there fellow blockheads, do I have a story for you! So, picture this: my buddy was just minding his own business, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly he stumbled upon a mysterious player named Rubic. This guy seemed all friendly at first, offering to trade some rare items. But little did my friend know, Rubic was actually a master scammer in disguise!

Long story short, my buddy ended up losing a whopping $5000 worth of in-game currency to Rubic in a high-stakes bet gone wrong. Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous scams, and maybe even a chance to win big (or lose big, like my poor friend), then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Live the Minecraft Server Life

action, Adventure, Character development, crime, Cultural experience, Exploration, games, Immersive, Japan, Japanese culture, Life, Live, Mafia, Minecraft, open world, Persona, role playing, RPG, Server, simulation, Story-Driven, urban life, video games, yakuza

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like living in Japan, but without the risk of getting involved with the Yakuza or battling shadow creatures like in Persona!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through bustling virtual cities, taking on quests from eccentric NPCs, and maybe even stumbling upon a hidden ramen shop that gives you superpowers (just kidding…or are we?).

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world that’s as wild and unpredictable as a game of Japanese mahjong played by a group of hyperactive monkeys!

Kinos for this feel? Minecraft SMP

atmosphere, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, Drama, emotions, feel, film, genre, kinos, Minecraft, mood, Movie, Mystery, romance, Setting, smp, Soundtrack, storytelling, Suspense, Thriller, VIBE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas with lightsabers, and explore a magical land filled with floating islands made of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Therafell

Builders, challenge, Community, Creative, creativity, diverse builds, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, games, golden apples, Hardcore, inhabitants, Islands, Kindness, MCMMO, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, open economy, Springstall, Survival, test, Therafell, Torredrid

Come in and join exploring the Worlds of Therafell! A new and exciting Minecraft experience with diverse builds and open economy! Get to know the inhabitants and their bounding creativity and kindness! You can sail to the islands of Torredrid and experience a truly gruesome challenge! A new kind of hardcore that will make you wish you had enough golden apples to supply you for your adventures! You can put yourself to the test and push the bounds of your creativity in the world of Springstall, where builders come together to create something magical! Enjoy and spend your time here with a welcoming community, where you can play games, create memories and start friendships! Dominate the economy or build your best structure with an open market! The possibilities are infinite in Therafell, and you can be the one to conquer those possibilities.

join.therafell.world:27278

Stormy Shelter Minecraft Server

arab, coffee shop, DATING, double mastectomy, education, Gender Identity, Hospitality, intellectual, Israeli bomb shelter, Israeli Jews, Minecraft, Palestinian Muslims, pooner, Privilege, romance, Server, Shelter, Stormy, Survival, tits, Transgender, triple life, War

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery like no other.

Picture this: you’re in a bomb shelter in Israel, contemplating your gender identity while your tits bounce freely. Suddenly, it hits you – you’re actually a man! But wait, there’s more. You’re living a triple life, juggling relationships with Israeli Jews and Palestinian Muslims, all while keeping your true identity hidden. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about yourself, join us now! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and tits – what more could you ask for?

Dragon Space Ball SMP

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball super broly, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, dragon ball super movie, Dragon Ball Super powers, Dragon Ball Super storyline, Dragon Ball Super transformations, Dragon Ball Super trivia, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Manga, smp, Space, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, universe survival arc, Vegeta

Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops when you defeat them in battle. So if you’re looking to bling out your gear, this is the place to be!
We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. It’s a wild time, trust us.
Our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that roams the ocean, so you never know where you’ll end up next. It’s like a real-life game of Minecraft meets The Life of Pi.
The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance routines. It’s like living in a Minecraft version of High School Musical.
We have a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight for 30 seconds. It’s like having your own personal elytra, but way more delicious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and epic, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

Parkour Civilization

1.21.4, 1.8, Active, bedrock, bills, Civilization, Community, Daily, Evbos, Features, java, Join, noob, Parkour, Recreation, Roleplay, Server, Temple, Updates, Uptime, Version

Join our recreation of Evbo’s Parkour Civilization as a Noob and make your way to the top! super duper incredible features includes: a very tall temple (hopefully) an active community a lot of parkour ik those are some mind blowing features 24/7 server uptime updates daily java & bedrock 1.8-1.21.4 (or whatever the newest version is) join plz I need to pay the bills

pkciv.org