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RegretCraft: No Rerolls

Choices, consequences, Guilt, hindsight, lamenting, lessons learned, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past decisions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, Rerolls, rueful, second guessing, self-blame, sorrow, wishing, wistful

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

Pandamium’s Vanilla Snap Server: 1.21.2 / 1.22 Snapshots, with some LGBTQ+ Flavor and DiscoTPA Homes & Cosmetics!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.21.2, 24w39a, Carpet, Cosmetics, custom advancements, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, DiscoTPA, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, End reset monthly, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments enabled, flavor, Homes, latest snapshot, LGBTQ, Lithium, mailing, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, never reset overworld and nether, Pandamiums, Ranks, release server, Server, smp, Snap, Snapshot, Snapshot server, Snapshots, Tpa, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Information
Server Type: Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates: Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version: 24w39a (1.21.2 / 1.22)
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Pandamium Snapshot Server?	It is an experimental, vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
How often are updates released?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
What features are currently available?	Features such as dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, town-based economy, enhanced dragon fights, and more are available.
What server mods are used?	Carpet, Lithium for performance, a mod for Discord-Minecraft link, and data-pack-driven technology for new features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP snapshot.pandamium.eu on the latest version 24w39a.

Gift From God Minecraft Server

apps, creativity, Digital, digital art, editing, Enhancement, enhancement tools, FILTERS, gift, GOD, Graphic design, image manipulation, innovation, internet, Minecraft, photo editing, photography, Server, social media, software, Technology, visual effects

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Do you ever wonder if filters are actually a gift from the Minecraft gods themselves? Well, on our server, we believe they are! Join us and experience the magical world of filters like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a filter appears, leading you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare resources. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Filter King, a mysterious figure who roams the land granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant filter just for fun!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with filters, treasures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover that filters really are a gift from the gods after all!

Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, career advancement, coding, cybersecurity, data science, Digital Marketing, Entrepreneurship, freelance, future careers, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, online education, remote work, robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	87
Star Shards Collected:	269	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

CarBlockerCraft

aita, buddy, CarBlockerCraft, dick, driveway, Friends, home daycare, House, Kids, Legal, Neighborhood, Neighborly, not moving my car, Note, OWNER, parents, public parking, real estate agent, street parking, wrong foot

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Star Shards Collected:	286	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

NormsNotForMe

Behavior, Beliefs, conformity, controversial, culture, customs, Etiquette, Individuality, Manners, nonconformity, norms, NormsNotForMe, peer pressure, Rebellion, social norm, societal expectations, society, tradition, unpopular, VALUES

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

Active, application, bad, chest previews, Community, Crafting, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, food data pack, Friendly, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Poly, Polycraft, relationship, Semi Vanilla, smp, stonecutter recipes, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Votes:	1410	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	831	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

coping mechanisms, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling lost, finding direction, hopelessness, how did i end up like this, identity crisis, introspection, life choices, mental health, Minecraft, questioning life choices, searching for meaning, seeking answers, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, struggling with purpose, uncertainty, what is the point of living anymore

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Items Found:	6485	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!

CraftyParentProhibitions

adult child, back rent, Car Insurance, car sharing, cell phone service, Communication Issues, consequences, CraftyParentProhibitions, expensive hobby, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, Larping, live Action Role Play, Parental authority, Rent, restrictions, strained relationship, student loans, subscriptions, Utilities

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of larping like never before! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like a real-life warrior, all from the comfort of your own home (or parents’ basement, we don’t judge).

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our player “Po.” They owe us $350 in back rent, but instead of paying up, they’re planning on larping with us next month. Can you believe the audacity? We might have to ban them from leaving the house if they don’t shape up!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other players who are ready to take on the challenge. Join our server and experience the thrill of larping without the hefty price tag. Plus, who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life drama like “Po.” So come on, join us and let’s larp our way to victory!