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Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2984
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9640	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5011

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!