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  • AllianceSMP

    AllianceSMP

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    Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

    Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

    Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

    Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

    AllianceSMP.apexmc.co:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FakeMC

    FakeMC

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    Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

    play.fakemc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GF Quest Minecraft Server

    GF Quest Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

    But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

    Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

    Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

    So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

    SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

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    SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

    The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

    We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

    Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

    If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

    185.9.145.212:25901

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of sheep wearing leather armor.

    Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up your neighbor’s house with TNT, but who’s keeping track?).

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have more online players than a horde of zombies on a full moon night. And if you don’t multiclient, you might as well be trying to take on the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword – it’s just not gonna end well.

    Looking for resources? We’ve got databases that are more stacked than a chest full of diamonds. Need info on skills? We’ve got more skill descriptions than a villager has trades.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our source code – it’s like diving into the Nether without a fire resistance potion. Just be prepared for some mind-bending coding that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s craft and mine and build together in a world where anything is possible – even riding a pig off a cliff and surviving.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server

    Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing towering over you is a measly tree? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a population of tall women that will make you feel like a tiny Steve in comparison! Join us for the chance to build your own skyscraper and feel like a true giant among men (and women)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurers to discover.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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