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Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6013
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	657262
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3928	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9328	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Server, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	7430
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	922	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for our newest program “Virtual Revenge” where you can seek vengeance on all those pesky creepers and zombies that have been ruining your day. But that’s not all, we also have special events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” where you can uncover the secrets of the Minecraft world and “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” where you can… well, we’re not quite sure what that one is about, but it sounds hilarious!

Our server is so epic, even Agent Combat Intel | Lighter himself is a member. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF (try saying that five times fast) that you can use to unlock exclusive in-game goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

>still the only online multiplayer game… Minecraft SMP

competitive, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game innovation, game studio, Gaming, gtstill, Minecraft, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, ONLINE, Online Community, online competition, online experience, online gaming, Online multiplayer game, online play, online success, platinum, smp, video game, worth a damn

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	159
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the only online multiplayer game worth a damn! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who protect the land from griefers and trolls. They will swoop in and peck anyone who dares to cause trouble.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture ⭐ 1.8-1.21+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secrets, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Buildings Constructed:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	152

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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True Diamond Minecraft Server

chance, destiny, Diamond, fate, find love, forever.., Happiness, Heartwarming, love story, meant to be, Minecraft, once in a lifetime, opportunity, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, Server, soulmate, Special, True, true love, TUESDAY, unforgettable, Unique

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	89

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where love is always in the air! Join now and you might just find your soulmate building a castle out of diamond blocks. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts left and right?

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a hopeless romantic looking for a partner to share a cozy nest with. Will you be the one to tame this fierce beast with a bouquet of roses?

Join us on this wild adventure where every block you break could lead you to your one true love. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of TNT. Remember, for you it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to find true love. For her, it’s just another Tuesday on our Minecraft server.