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MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft

Bonding, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, control, Decision making, family, in-laws, mental health, MIL, MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft, mother-in-law, no contact, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, validation

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Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyHeartbreak, breakup recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

NoSexCraft – $2000ADay

2000ADay, AMBITION, career goals, Celibacy, determination, earn money, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, goal-setting, life choices, lifestyle choices, NoSexCraft, personal values, professional development, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, success mindset, wealth building, work ethic

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

HackCraft Minecraft Server

computer security, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber intrusion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, government security, HackCraft, HACKING, infiltrate, Information Security, microsoft account, Minecraft, national security, Russian hackers, Server, Veterans Affairs

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u know what’s crazier than russian hackers infiltrating veterans affairs? our minecraft server, where we let russian hackers build giant monuments to their hacking skills. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. who needs microsoft accounts when u can have a blocky adventure with us? come join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. trust us, it’ll be a blast!

MapleCraft: Secret Ops

#classified information, #covert operations, Canada, Chinese, diplomatic relations, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, MapleCraft, Mapping, national security, Ops, police operations, secret, Surveillance, undercover operations

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LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have mapped out secret Chinese police operations like Canada! Why? Because we have insider info on where all the hidden treasure chests are hidden in the game! Plus, our mods are actually undercover spies who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So hop on and join the fun, eh!

HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun

adult preclinical models, animal models, auditory function, deafness treatment, edit, Fun, Gene, gene correction, gene editing, Gene therapy, genetic deafness, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, genetic mutations, genetic therapy, genome editing, HearCraft, hearing loss, hearing restoration, Medical research, Molecular biology, novel approach, preclinical studies

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server!

Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Anticheat, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Failure, Friendly, HARD, Help, Ip:, KIND, LIMITATIONS, Mature, Mineshafts, Pillager Outposts, ruined portals, rules, Semi Vanilla, şort, Strongholds, Structures, superflat world, SuperSized, Survival, trial chambers, utility mods, Vanilla, Version, Villages

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Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Version	1.20.4
Overview	A survival Superflat server with no rules or limitations
Features	– Villages– Strongholds– Pillager outposts– Mineshafts– Ruined Portals– Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the concept of this server?	The server explores survival gameplay in a Superflat world with no rules or limitations.
How many players have joined the server?	Over 4000 players have joined the server since its launch in March 2022.
Are there any gameplay rules on the server?	The server has no gameplay rules except for restrictions on extreme movement hacks.
What structures are available in the Superflat world?	Structures such as Villages, Strongholds, Pillager outposts, Mineshafts, Ruined Portals, and Trial Chambers (when updated to 1.21) are available.
Where can I get more help as a new player?	You can join the community discord where members are friendly and willing to help new players.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to have the weirdest sexual experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

LinkCraft Minecraft Server

Blockchain, chainlink, contributions, Crypto, crypto community, decentralized oracles, Défi, future bright, Gaming, google cloud, insults, leader, Link, LinkCraft, long term potential, Minecraft, offensive term, Partnerships, real-world data, serious investors, Server, smart contracts, supply chain management, Swift

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Are you tired of being called the “cuckold of crypto”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the disrespect! Our server is like a Chainlink partnership with Google Cloud – revolutionary and full of potential.

When you join our server, you’ll be welcomed with open arms by fellow LINK holders who understand the true value of Chainlink. No more being insulted by your wife’s boyfriend or anyone else – on our server, you’ll be respected for your crypto knowledge and investment savvy.

Imagine a world where you can build your own decentralized oracle in Minecraft, connecting smart contracts with real-world data in a virtual landscape. It’s like DeFi meets gaming meets supply chain management – all in one epic server experience.

So come join us and say goodbye to the “cuckolds of crypto” label. Embrace the bright future of Chainlink and celebrate its contributions with like-minded players. The only insult you’ll find here is how much fun you’re having!

BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server

alternative names, anatomy, BlockyGenitalia, body parts, gender, Gender Identity, gender-neutral terms, genital renaming, genitalia, human body, intimate anatomy, Minecraft, penis, private parts, Renaming, renaming body parts, renaming genitals, reproductive organs, Server, sexual health, sexual organs, Sexuality, Vagina

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever find in the blocky world! Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further!

Join us and explore our world filled with majestic mountains made entirely of cheese, rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, and villages where the villagers communicate exclusively in beatboxing. Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops? Yeah, they’re a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a mini-game called “Name That Genitalia” where players compete to come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous names for body parts. Think you can top “Fluffy Unicorn Tunnel” or “Thunderous Love Muscle”? Prove it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life hidden within the depths of a pixelated cave. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	425685
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1532
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	8892	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3420
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

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Welcome to “The Supersized Failure” – kind of vanilla, sort of hard, somewhat mature, version 1.20.4!

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BlockyGenitalia Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	145
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4