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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7946 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8986 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of professional fan-hirers whose sole job is to follow you around and cheer you on as you mine, build, and fight off creepers. Need some motivation to finish that epic castle? Just call in the fan squad and watch as they chant your name and throw virtual confetti in your honor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, a pig-riding monarch who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible (or at least really shiny).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!
