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Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4637
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ores Mined:	9396	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Items Found:	7276	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	5343	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

body flexibility, flexibility training, leg flexibility challenges, leg flexibility exercises, leg flexibility goals, leg flexibility inspiration, leg flexibility motivation, leg flexibility progress, leg flexibility routine, leg flexibility stretches, leg flexibility techniques, leg flexibility tips, leg flexibility workout, leg strength, Legs, legs flexibility, Minecraft, Physical fitness, Server, stretching exercises, yoga poses, Yoga Practice

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!