LOLcraft: Where the Only Rule is to ‘Discuss’! Join the Most Hilarious Minecraft Server Now!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creepers wear sunglasses and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the wackiness of our world that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil bunnies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you wishes (as long as it involves more Minecraft playtime, of course)!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Mediocrity is Embraced! Join our quirky realm for epic adventures! Java 1.20.1, LGBTQ+ Friendly, PG-13, Whitelist, Community, BlueMap

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Details
SMP Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Server Goal	Transparent and welcoming community
Plugins	Handpicked for performance and mapping
Community	Over 250 members and growing
Website	perfectumsmp.com

FAQs

What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server focused on providing an authentic and engaging player experience.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and offer comprehensive mapping while preserving the vanilla gameplay experience.

Can I join the server?

Yes, everyone is welcome to join Perfectum SMP. Simply follow the easy and straightforward application process through Discord for quick access.

Does the server have events?

Yes, the server hosts a variety of events regularly, both in-game and externally, to keep the community active and engaged.

How can I stay updated on community news?

Join the Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players in the community.

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Yes, there are unique datapacks on the server, such as player head drops and armor stand enhancements, designed to enhance your gaming experience.

Is there a server map available?

Yes, the server integrates with BlueMap to provide a detailed and immersive server map for players to explore.

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

Visit the Perfectum SMP Website for more information and to start your journey with the community.

HardcoreCraft – The Most Epic Minecraft Server for ‘Hardcore Gamers’ on /v/ Board – Join Now for Epic FUN!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we claim to be a hardcore gaming board, even though 99% of our players have never and could never clear a single arcade game! We like to keep things interesting by throwing in unexpected challenges and obstacles to test your skills. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every pixelated corner. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and become a part of the madness!

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Cabin in the Woods Craft: Where trees fall and players stall in Valhelsie 6! Join the woodsy fun today!

Builds, Cabin, chair, Claiming, Community, Contests, Craft, Dedicated, Discord, Environment, Fall, Friends, Fun, Instructions, Jeremy, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Safety, Server, Staff, stall, Today, Trees, Valhelsie, Wholesome, Woods, woodsy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Cabin Craft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Step by step instructions	Get started in our Discord server with cool staff
Claiming	Protect your builds by claiming them
Whitelisting	Ensure safety by whitelisting players
Contests	Participate in server contests
Sweet environment	Join wholesome people and enjoy a friendly atmosphere

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for step by step instructions on how to get started.

Q: Are there any protections for my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim your builds on the server to protect them.

Q: How can I ensure safety on the server?

A: Players are whitelisted to ensure safety on the server.

Q: Are there any community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host contests and events for the community to participate in.

Q: Can I expect a friendly environment on the server?

A: Yes, you will find wholesome people and a friendly atmosphere on the server.

Eternals VS Hypixel

1.20, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Events, Friendly, Fun, Jobs, Keys, MC Server, multiplayer, PvE, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Superpowers, Survival, Unique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Hypixel	Eternals
– Large player base	– Spanish-speaking community
– Variety of minigames	– Custom survival experience
– Custom content	– Features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers
– Constant updates and events	– Enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Eternals.
Which server offers a custom survival experience?	Eternals is known for its custom survival experience.
Which server has more features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers?	Eternals offers features like jobs, SlimeFun, and superpowers.
Which server has frequent updates and events?	Both Hypixel and Eternals have constant updates and events for players.

Minecraft Madness: Final Fantasy XIV Endwalker Edition – Join ‘/xivg/’ Today for Epic Adventures & Laughs! High Traffic Server!

Adventures, Balmung, Broadcast, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeon Melty, early access, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Epic, Famfrit, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, HIGH, Join, laughs, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, madness, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, movies, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, Today, traffic, who am i, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server, where the pressure is always on and the fun never stops!

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. Trust us, it’s worth waking up early for this epic event! And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got in-game events that will blow your mind, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration. Fight monsters and team up with beloved characters from the Final Fantasy universe, it’s a crossover you never knew you needed!

And don’t even get us started on the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test. Explore new worlds, meet new friends, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure or two!

Join us for meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. From SUNDAY BUNDAY Video Meetups to Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers events, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Pressure (No. 1) Edition server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

Beanscraft: Where beans battle for survival in a land of jellybeans and economy wars! Mojang probably kinda ok’d it.

Active players, advertising, battle, Beans, Beanscraft, building, Cheating, claiming system, Community, diamonds, discord server, Economy, EULA Compliant, exploits, in-game rules, jellybeans, kinda, Land, mojang, multiplayer, okd, Patrons, Player Organization, Political Topics, religious topics, smp, Survival, trading economy, Wars, Whitelist, x-ray clients

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	188	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Beanscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP/Address	Beanscraft.ca
Discord Invite	Discord.gg/CWVGEw9

Server Description:

Beanscraft is a 1.20.4 Survival Multiplayer server with a trading economy based on diamonds, an in-depth claiming and player organization system powered by Lands, and PvP. The server offers everything you can experience in the latest version of Minecraft.

Beanscraft has over 11,000 players who have joined since its inception in early 2019. The server has been rebuilt from the ground up and is EULA compliant according to an official review by Mojang. You can play solo, with friends, or with other active players without any whitelist restrictions.

Join Beanscraft’s discord server with over 520 concurrent members and help build a great community around the game.

In-Game Rules:

Rule	Description
1	No anti-Beanscraft activity.
2	No cheating or using x-ray clients.
3	Do not make use of exploits that violate the spirit of the game (dupes, etc).
4	No advertising.
5	Try to avoid inflammatory political/religious topics.
6	Minecraft community standards apply.

DerpyCraft – Where even your worst meltdowns turn into epic building fails!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	2340	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated world!

One time, a player got so mad after losing a PVP battle that they accidentally punched their computer screen and broke their wrist! But fear not, because on our server, you can rage all you want without any real-life consequences.

We also have a special event every Friday where players can compete in a “Build Battle,” but be warned – the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

Come Join OrbitMC: Where Orebits Are Vanilla and Bananas Are Whistled at With Activeness and Newness!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!

We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our very 1st Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

– OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions on our Linktree and getting yourself whitelisted.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive gaming experience.
Is there a Discord server for OrbitMC?	Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

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What kind of server is Perfectum SMP?

What plugins does the server use?

Can I join the server?

Does the server have events?

How can I stay updated on community news?

Are there unique datapacks on the server?

Is there a server map available?

Where can I learn more about Perfectum SMP?

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Beanscraft: Where beans battle for survival in a land of jellybeans and economy wars! Mojang probably kinda ok’d it.

Beanscraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description:

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Come Join OrbitMC: Where Orebits Are Vanilla and Bananas Are Whistled at With Activeness and Newness!

Welcome to OrbitMC!

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