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CraftyMuskFascists
so, like, u kno how musk is all like “yo, australian government, u r fascists for tryna make me pay for misinformation on my site”? well, this server is like the opposite of that. we ENCOURAGE misinformation cuz who needs facts when u can have FUN, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of fake news and crazy conspiracies. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the alien technology we stole from Area 51. join now before the lizard people shut us down! #freedomofmisinformation #elonrules #lizardpeople2021 -
No Politics Minecraft Server
Are you tired of hearing about politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build a castle? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only debate is whether creepers are cute or just plain annoying!Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a player who got lost in the Nether and now roams the land looking for their lost diamond pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can solve their riddles. And if you manage to find the hidden disco party room, you’ll be treated to a dance-off with the Ender Dragon himself!
So what are you waiting for? Stop talking about politics and start building your dream world on our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with strangers on the internet.
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Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words
Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).
So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyTruths
What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation? -
BankruptCraft
Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers! -
Soul Soicety
Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
38.210.79.231:27512
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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.
Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!
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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!