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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6261 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!