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Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

career advancement, Career Transition, Degree, degree retention, Engineering, engineering job market, entry level, Experience, industrial automation, industrial automation career, industrial automation success, IT, job application, job market challenges, job satisfaction, Job Search, Minecraft, networking, problem solving, Redstone, salary demands, service job, smp, travel, virtualization

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	240613
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

art, Communication, deep, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, intricate, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, nonverbal, PALS, Perception, photography, PIXEL, Powerful, Server, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual Communication

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, bald, bald by choice, bald men, balding, balding men, balding options, balding remedies, balding solutions, baldness, Choice, Confidence, dating preferences, Femanons, male attractiveness, male grooming, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical appearance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, smp, societal standards

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	808
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, BLOCK, brother, brotherhood, brotherly activities, brotherly bonding, brotherly love, brotherly support, brothers, Exercise, family, family time, FITNESS, Minecraft, Party, play together, Playtime, Server, sibling activities, sibling fun, sibling relationship, Siblings, siblings bonding, workout buddies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

A1111, AI boorus, amd, attention edition, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Extras, Forge, general, guides, installation guides, Learn to inpaint, LOCAL SETUP, Minecraft, models, nativeisekaitoo, Openpose editor extension, PDXL, PonyXL, prompt guide, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES, wikis

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Villages Defended:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Zombie Dances:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Farms Harvested:	975

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, dynamic, Economy, endless possibilities, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, Immersive, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting world, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.87.231:32765

””> Multi-Billion Company Minecraft Server””

budget constraints, Company, corporate greed, Developer Team, diverse team of developers, economic challenges, expensive products, financial difficulties, financial strain, financial struggles, high-priced items, inadequate funding, lack of investment, lack of resources, lack of support, Minecraft, multi-billion company, multibillion, overpriced products, selling $90 mount, Server, struggling employees, team support., underpaid developers

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mines Excavated:	1129	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to the most boujee Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We may be a multi-billion company, but don’t let that intimidate you. We’re just trying to support our diverse team of developers…by selling a $90 mount in-game. Hey, a diamond horse with a top hat doesn’t pay for itself, you know?

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!

Liv is THICCC Minecraft SMP

attractive, Beautiful, body image, body positive, CONFIDENT, curves, curvy, empowerment, fashion, liv, Liv is THICCC, Minecraft, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Sexy, smp, THICCC, Thick, voluptuous

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: Liv is THICCC. Seriously, Liv’s character model is just so voluptuous that it’s become a legend on the server. People come from far and wide just to catch a glimpse of Liv’s pixelated curves.

But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

Southern Minecraft Server: Trump Loses

Board, extremism, facebook, Haven, hellhole, kikes, loses, Minecraft, national socialist, nationalism, pajeets, Plebbit, Politics, prowhite, Quality, racism, redneck, Server, social media, Southern, Southerners, trump, White Supremacy, zionist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	245

Are you tired of redneck zionists ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate prowhite and National Socialist haven! Say goodbye to kikes and pajeets, because we only welcome true Aryan gamers here. Join us for a truly pure gaming experience where the only thing sapping quality is our epic battles and insane builds. So come on, join us and let’s reclaim Minecraft for the master race!

SoccerMom Minecraft SMP

child development, competitive sports, concussion risk, discipline, extracurricular activities, football, high school, Kid, letting, long term benefits, Minecraft, parenting, physical activity, Play, Safety concerns, smp, Soccer, SoccerMom, Social Skills, sports, team sports, teamwork, youth athletics

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	251
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of your kid coming home with grass stains and sweaty socks from playing boring old football or soccer in high school? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your kid can battle creepers and zombies instead of other teams! Who needs a concussion when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why settle for a boring old sports team when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate block-busting champion? Join now and let the madness begin!