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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Anons, Craft, crazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	235	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	435226	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

Combat, combat ready, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, Previous thread, Ready, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT Archive, RWBY, RWBY discussion, RWBY Trash, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	3564
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

Crafty Falcom Server #2172

AI translations, Crafty, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Figure, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, President of Falcom, releases, Server, Soundtrack, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Updates, Ys

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are. We’ve got everything from giant pixel art statues of your favorite video game characters to secret underground bases filled with treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).

But that’s not all! We also host weekly events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the craziest structure in a limited amount of time. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that they can proudly display in their virtual mansion (because who needs real trophies anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

Wednesday Night Minecraft SMP

9 o’clock, Booking, botches, Buzz, confusion, Delusion, discord gang, dynamite, Flippin, hype, Minecraft, night, Punches, Ratings, smp, snoozes, tired fans, TONY KHAN, Wednesday, Wednesday Night, Yawns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	1778
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Enchantments Applied:	234

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a Wednesday night Dynamite show – full of botches, snoozes, and yawns! Join Tony and his discord gang as they navigate through the confusion and delusion of our server. With low ratings and punches that are light, you’ll never have a dull moment. Get ready for some flippin’ fun and join us for a wild ride that’ll leave you saying, “What in the world did I just experience?” So come on and join the chaos, because who needs a good server when you can have a hilariously bad one instead!

TrollWars

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Skyblock server – custom currencies, worlds, an adventure, dedicated staff team, and so much more! Skill progression, player level, lootboxes, events and other features that makes this experience on this server like no other. Joined YouTuber Boffy, come and check out our server and start grinding today!

ms.trollwars.net

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAA1.MCMCMC.RU

Newbies Only Minecraft Server

Anons, discovery, embracing change, experimentation, Exploration, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of the unfamiliar, fear of the unknown, Minecraft, Newbies, overcoming fear, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, trying new activities, trying new adventures, trying new experiences, trying new hobbies, trying new things

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, sticking to the same old servers and never venturing out of your comfort zone? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your very existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the riches you’ll acquire with your very own Diamond Chicken by your side.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and discover a whole new world of excitement and absurdity? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to being a basic Minecraft player again.

Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Abu Dhabi win, Bottas, Countdown to Ricciardoland GP, Edition, f1, F1 Essentials, FantasyGP.com, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, FIA swearing punishment, Formula, Formula Autism, general, grid penalty., Hamilton, HIBERNATION, Hibernation Edition, Lap 7568, leclerc, mclaren, McLaren title bid, Mercedes farewell, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, norris, Piastri crash, Previous thread 146066145, RELENTLESS, Relentless Formula One General, Sainz, smp, Toto Wolff, verstappen, williams

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Alpine Pixelmon

Adventure, Alpine Pixelmon, Cities, Competitive Playerbase, Custom Storyline, Economy, Exploration, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Regional forms, Repeatable Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Region

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

play.alpixelmon.com