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BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6562
Potions Brewed:	195	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	9699	Epic Battles Fought:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	971	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3046
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!