Psycholonials Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

350k, Burnout, Bust, career goals, exhaustion, financial motivation, high salary, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, MinecraftMania, personal time, stress, Time management, work commitment, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life boundaries, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life priorities, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3351	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	979073
Emeralds Found:	2540	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8595
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Crops Grown:	1294
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

mc.smzr.ru

The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Star Shards Collected:	71	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4102
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	9866	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.