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/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1794	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchantments Applied:	181

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	2448	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	8011	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	336	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9359

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	3621
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.