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SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	113

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8901	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4874

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	57
Dragon Eggs Found:	2891	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Potions Brewed:	167
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	9360
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Emeralds Found:	5757	Divine Spears Created:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Farms Harvested:	527
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8104
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).