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Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension Hops:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8796	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Runes Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9327	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	203

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Towns Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).