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The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

hhg, Startup, assassin business, SpindleHorse, demon Imp

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

Helluva Hotel General, Hell, loona, general, Velastor Edition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2309

Imp, millie, Man Toy Edition, Helluva Boss, Heaven

Welcome to the Man Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where we take building to a whole new level…literally! Join us on this wild ride as we recreate the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss in all their demon-filled glory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with the demons themselves. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best hotel room, you’ll be granted access to Hell’s VIP lounge where you can hang out with Blitzo and Charlie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a pack of hellhounds who will protect your creations from griefers and creepers alike. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads straight to the underworld, where you can challenge Lucifer himself to a game of Minecraft PVP.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Man Toy Edition Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

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The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

loona, youtube channel, MrKillWolf666, Princess of Hell, overpopulation

Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

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SpaceJunkCrashKenya

Mysterious, SpaceJunkCrashKenya, crash landing, unidentified, space junk

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we have a 1,000 pounds of space debris crash landed in Kenya? like, bruh, who even knows where it came from, but it’s lit af!

Join our server and explore the wreckage, maybe you’ll find some alien tech or something, who knows? Plus, our community is like out of this world, literally. We have players from all over the galaxy, so you never know who you’ll run into.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the truth behind the space debris crash in Kenya. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

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Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!

going green, drinking straws, Stirrers, eco-conscious choices, wooden stirrers

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!

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Youth Homeless Haven

25, full-picture assessment, vulnerable population, social issue, research

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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The Lab

Simulation Distance, Community, Version, Minigames, Events

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric

Server Location Germany

Render Distance 10

Simulation Distance 10

Game Mode Hard

World Border 12,5k x 12,5k

FireTick On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap (when it’s up to date)

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?

We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.

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Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

Anime, Report, shitposting, Favorite, virtual reality

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

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SelfTruthsSMP

SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, flaws, self improvement, acceptance

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

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Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?