| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3279 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Enchantments Applied: | 73 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3851 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6605 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2932 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1275 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3547 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1703 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1668 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9407 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7802 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 198 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
