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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7428 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7134 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!