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WishCraft FunLand

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Star Shards Collected:	241	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5443
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	661156	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Farms Harvested:	474
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	126	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ores Mined:	8333
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.