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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7562 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 836 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5576 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.
So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?