PSL 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	300
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

AutismCraft: Treadmill Trials

adolescent rats, animal models, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism-like symptoms, AutismCraft, brain function improvement, cognitive abilities, communication skills, exercise benefits., low-intensity exercise, mental health, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, new findings, physical activity, research implications, sensory processing, social interactions, study results, Therapeutic interventions, treadmill, treadmill exercise, Trials

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	124
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit gameplay eva! like, did u know dat playin on dis server can actually make u smarter? like, we did a study on rats (yeah, rats) and found out dat even low-intensity exercise can make ur brain work betta! so like, imagine wat it can do for u, a human bein! come join us and level up ur brain power while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, fam!

RomcomsRUs Minecraft Server

black-haired, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, Diversity in media, female diversity, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female representation, film industry, film industry trends, Hollywood, inclusive casting, Minecraft, Minority representation, movie industry, representation, romantic comedy, Romcoms, RomcomsRUs, Server, underrepresented

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old romcoms with the same predictable storylines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the epic saga of a black-haired female lead who not only saves romcoms but also conquers the Minecraft world with her mad building skills and killer fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out life advice, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who throw the most lit parties in the ocean. And did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to ride it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and be prepared for a hilariously epic adventure like no other!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Character Teaser, Daily Rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	1006
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	954	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	264
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2291	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6576
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.