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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4575 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3526 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
